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BUTCH AND BUTTERCUP SKATEBOARD,OR ATLEAST BUTCH DOES.
BUTTERCUP:I haven't skateboarded in years.
BUTCH:Come on,you fall once,and you give up.
BUTTERCUP:it hurt!
BUTCH:i know,but I thought you were miss tough guy.
BUTTERCUP:I still am!
SHE GETS UP,AND GETS ON THE SKATEBOARD,
AND RIGHT AS SHE IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN THE RINK,THE THING COMES RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER HER FEET,AND SHE FLIES INTO THE AIR,AND FALLS,ON HER LEG.
BUTCH:are you okay?!
HE RUNS TO HER.
BUTTERCUP:Butch;I can't feel my foot,unless I rub on it.
oh wait,I can feel it now,and.....OW!!!!
BUTCH:okay,come on.
HE PICKS HER UP,AND CARRIES HER TO THE BENCH BY THE RINK.
BUTCH:take your shoe off.
BUTTERCUP:IT HURTS!
BUTCH:well I can't help you if you don;t take your shoe off.
and by the way,was your shoe red before?
BUTTERCUP:It's not red.....
BUTCH:it is right there.
BUTTERCUP TAKES HER SHOE OFF,TO REVEAL A VERY BADLY SCRAPED FOOT,WHICH IS BLEEDING A LOT.
BUTCH:oh man,i am SO glad I bring a bunch of first aid stuff with me.
BUTTERCUP:you do?
BUTCH:yeah,I first did it when you would beat me up,and I would get hurt.
BUTTERCUP SMILES A LITTLE,BUT FROWNS WHEN SHE LOOKS BACK AT HER FOOT,WHICH IS HURTING HER VERY BADLY.
BUTCH:does it hurt?
BUTTERCUP:yes,the parts I can feel.
BUTCH:where can you not feel it?
BUTTERCUP:I can't feel my pinky toe.
BUTCH:you can't?
BUTTERCUP:not really.
BUTCH:bend it.
BUTTERCUP:why?
BUTCH:cause if it doesn't bend,then there is a very big problem.
there is a bad scrape under that toe.
SHE BENDS IT.
BUTCH:oh good.
you just popped a nerve.
BUTTERCUP:I hate skateboards now.
BUTCH:I don't blame you.
HE FINISHES RAPPING HER FOOT,AND PUTS THE NASTY CLOTHS IN THE TRASH BIN NEXT TO THE BENCH.
BUTTERCUP:how long will his take to heal up?
BUTCH:you've never had this bad of a scrape before.
BUTTERCUP:once,but I was unconscious the whole time.
BUTCH:oh.
BUTTERCUP:it hurts,a lot.
BUTCH:I can imagine,you scraped it up bad.
BUTTERCUP:it was your idea for me to go skateboarding.
BUTCH:so now your blaming me for this?
BUTTERCUP:yes.
BUTCH:then your right.
And I am sorry.
BUTTERCUP:wait,your actually saying I am right?
HELLO!This is me we are talking about!
I THOUGH WHEN YOU TAKE 26 APPLES AWAY FROM 136 WAS A TRICK QUESTION!
BUTCH:yes,but I told you this before,and I guess I will have to tell you again.
whatever you think is right,is right for me too.
BUTTERCUP:your only saying that.
BUTCH:am not.
and I really am sorry.
BUTTERCUP:it's okay.
it's just a scrape.
BUTCH:is not.
BUTTERCUP:it could have been worse.
I could have broke it.
BUTCH:from the looks of it,you could have.
BUTTERCUP:I highly doubt it.
i really wish my gut would have hit the ground.
I would have dented the rink.
BRICK:yeah,miss steel stomach.
BUTTERCUP SMILES.
SHE LOOKS UP,OVER AT A TREE,AND A BLACK HAIRED FIGURE SUDDENLY HIDES BEHIND IT.
BUTTERCUP:Butch,there's a girl spying on us behind that tree.
BUTCH:who the.....oh my goodness gracious alive.
BUTTERCUP:what?
BUTCH:I bet you money it's Brute.
HE GETS UP AND WALKES OVER TO THE TREE,AND FINDS HER STANDING THERE.
BUTCH:what the heck are you doing here?!
BRUTE COMES OUT.
BRUTE:what's it look like you moron.
BUTTERCUP:HEY!
NOBODY CALLS HIM A MORON BUT ME AND HIS BROTHERS!
BRUTE:you better shush,you aren't in any condition to fight.
BUTTERCUP:I have still got my arms.
BRUTE:how would you get over here?
BUTTERCUP:I would hop on my good foot.
BUTCH:okay,listen Brute.
no offense....
BUTTERCUP:please let there be offense.
BUTCH:shush.
no offense,but it's over okay?
BRUTE:I know.
I really don't care anymore.
BUTCH:oh good....
BRUTE:BUT.
I still don't like her.
so say goodbye to your girlfriend.
BUTCH:you wish.
BUTTERCUP:I AM NOT HELPLESS YOU KNOW!
I HAVE ARMS WITH MUSCLES THAT HAVE PICKED UP A SHIP!!!!!
BRUTE:shut up.
BUTTERCUP:oh,you know how much I hate you.
BUTCH:can you at least fight us another day?
BRUTE:why?
when it's two against one?
not a chance.
BUTCH:don't make me fight you.
BRUTE:too late.
BUTCH:fine,you asked for it.
BUTTERCUP:HIT HER IN HER WEAK POINT!
IT'S HER GUT!
BUTCH:that was helpfull.
thanks hone.
BUTTERCUP:no prob.
and they fight.....
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