Violet: I'm sorry, charlie brown..
charles: about what?
Violet: I heard you didn't get a single christmas card...
charles: oh,I finally got one all right...
violet: you did?
charles: uh, huh... I'm the only person I know who had to go out and buy himself a christmas card!!!!!!
I'm not done withall the jokes yet, but I'll do it tomorrow. Ok. I'm back!
Charlie brown: I can't play baseball, I can't fly kites, I can't do anything!! I'm just going to lie here in bed for the rest of my life!
Schroeder: as long as your lying there charlie brown, why don't you read?
charlie brown: I CAN'T EVEN READ WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK. Heres the next joke.....
Ok. I'm just going to call him charles for now!
Pig-pen is a muddy boy that plays in mud! And he cannot return to normal!
Charles: pig-pen, have you ever heard that old sayign?
Pig-pen: what old saying?
Charles: 'cleanliness is next to godliness'
Pig-pen: oh, yes.... Many times...
Charles: then why don't you follow it?
Pig-pen: because with me, charlie brown, cleanliness is next to impossible!!!
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