My Jokes and Riddles
Ages: 9-10
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Zielle S.
11/11/2013


A husband wanted to make his wife's birthday a good one. So he asked her what she wanted for her birthday. She answered, "Oh, I'd love to be ten again."
So the husband thought of an idea. The very next day, he took his wife to the play ground where they played on the swings. Then he took her to the rides, and together they rode every ride there. Then he took her to the cinema to watch the latest kids movie with a bucket of popcorn.
At last they stumbled home.
The husband asked, "So, how did you like being ten again?"
The wife looked calmly at him and said, "Actually, I meant the dress size.

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