One day, a little girl came over to her mother and said, “Mom, why do you have some white hairs?”
The mom answered, “Because every time you disobey me, I get a strand of white hair.”
The little girl thought for moment. “Mom?”
“Why is Grandma’s hair all white? :D
There was a baby snake and a mommy snake.
The baby snake said, “Mommy, are we poisonous?”
“Yes,” the mommy replied, “Why do you ask?
“Because I just bit my tongue.” :D
Three old ladies were talking about their memories.
The first lady said, “I have got terrible memory. This morning, I was at the top of my stairs and I forgot why I went up.”
The second lady said, “That’s nothing. This morning, I was sitting at the edge of my bed, and I forgot if I had just gotten out of bed, or was going to bed.”
The third lady said, “My memory is as good as always.” She raps on the table. “You wait there, I’ll go get the door.
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