My Jokes and Riddles
Ages: 11-12
CORNY JOKES
Elle Koese <3
2/18/2012


Q:What did the rug say to the floor?
A: I'll cover you!

Q:2 scientists walk into a bar.
A:You think 1 of them would have noticed it.

A guy used to work at a orange company.
He left because he couldn't concentrate!

Q:Which object is the king of the classroom?
A:the ruler!

Q:What color is a burp?
A:Burple!

Q:Why do mummies like Christmas presents?
A:Because they're wrapped!
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