You're probably wondering what I mean by the title.
I'm not telling you.
Ow! Hey, I had to go to the dentist a while ago, and you're trying to knock out my teeth?
What the- STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!!
*huff* *puff* Phew! Your animals are crazy.
Is that a 1 horned 1 eyed flying people eater?
OKAY I'LL TELL YOU!!!!
I am making... an E-Book for Amazon! *silence*
What, no clapping? Aww....
So, it's going to be titled the 10 Year Old Poet, and I'm going to give myself a name. It's probably going to cost....what, 3 dollars? It only has 12 poetry writings so far, and those are from FaithWriters, but we're adding drawings! I just added a new one >:3 NAO DERE'S 13. BEAT DAT.
Did I offend you? 'Cause I see a flying cow.... OH FUDGEBUNNIES RUN!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO DDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN'
*2 Days Later*
Augh... finally out of the hospital.. *is using cane and has bandages around most of my body* I hate that cow! Well, the good news is... I WROTE NUMBAH 14!!! TAKE DAT, SUCKAHS- Did I hear something? *looks up* *all around* Nah, I'm just hearing things. *rumbling noise* Orrr not... *gopher digs up to ground* *snatches cane* I need that! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *falls onto grass* *you can hear a muffled yell*
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